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The January transfer window closes in 3 weeks and Aston Villa are in a precarious position, hovering just above the relegation zone and having conceded 5 billion goals in their last 5 games. Even Wigan and Bradford City have hit three goals apiece past the woeful Villa defense. With the Premier League’s youngest squad seriously struggling, Paul Lambert needs the backing of Randy Lerner in this transfer window more than McLeish or O’Neill ever did previously.

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The lesser spotted ‘Sinclair in a City shirt’

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Barry Bannan – nothing like Patrick Vieira

Here’s a look at 5 (realistic) signings that could save Villa’s season.

Scott Sinclair
Club: Manchester City
Cost: Loan

Sinclair had a fine 2011/12 season with Swansea before making the brilliant career choice to go put out cones and carry bibs at Manchester City for £50,000 a week.
Having made just 4 appearances for City since his £8m move, Sinclair will be keen to get back to first team action to prove that he is worth his place in the City squad. With Villa lacking creative spark, it could be a win-win situation.

Jolean Lescott
Club: Manchester City
Cost: Loan

Despite ‘a source’ in The Mirror apparently ruling out a loan move in January, Lescott – a boyhood Villa fan – is below Kompany, Nastasic and Toure in the City pecking order and could be tempted by a chance to be a hero – at least in the short term – at Villa Park.

Moussa Sissoko
Club: Toulouse
Cost: £10m

Although Lerner might need to actually spend the Milner/Young/Downing/Barry money, a strong CM is an absolute priority. Sissoko is tall, powerful and aggressive in the tackle, drawing predictable comparisons with Patrick Vieira. He is literally the exact opposite to Barry Bannan. Need I say more?

Tim Cahill

Club: NY Red Bulls
Cost: Loan

If there’s one thing Villa are lacking this season, it’s experience. Cahill would bring this in abundance, with personality and work rate to match. Available on a three-month loan in the MLS off-season, a return to Goodison is perhaps more likely but would be guaranteed game time at Villa Park. His heading ability would also be crucial in helping Villa at set pieces at both ends of the pitch.

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Martin Olsson could finally put Joe Bennett out his misery

Martin Olsson
Club: Blackburn
Cost: £2-3m

OK, so there are many better defenders out there, but Olsson is a quick, strong full back with Premier League experience. There aren’t many defenders with these strengths for under £4m, but Lambert will need to move quickly to beat West Ham to his signature.
Lazio’s Belgian full back Luis Cavanda is also apparently a transfer target, but I’m not going to pretend I know anything about him so won’t pass judgement.

Here’s how the Villa team could look at the end of the January transfer window:

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It’s not going to happen, is it?

Who do you want Villa to sign?
What can we expect from Lambert and Lerner this month?
Will Villa survive to fight another Premier League day?

Join the debate on Twitter: 
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As this is the first blog of the 2012/13 season, we should start with a quick catch up on the season so far.

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The Downs League is based in picturesque Clifton. Sadly the football isn’t quite as aesthetically pleasing

It’s now late October and the new season is well underway. Cotswool Reserves sit proudly at the foot of Bristol Downs League Division 3 after 7 games with no wins, no draws and a comprehensively shite -27 goal difference. All is not lost, though, as a confident 5-2 Cup win against the side rock bottom of the entire Bristol Downs football pyramid recently reminded us what it feels like to be happy on a Saturday afternoon.

 

After a summer spent watching Euro 2012, Olympic football (not dissimilar to Amateur South West football, it turns out) and generally forgetting what exercise feels like, we had a couple of pre-season friendlies to get us back in the mood. Like a poor man’s Newcastle United, we kept the majority of our squad together but failed to add the summer transfer signings we were hoping for. Nevertheless, after a couple of warm-up victories we were feeling confident for the new season.

 

The early season games didn’t go well. If anything, the team was even more disorganised than before. If you have played amateur football and you think you know taking-the-piss organisation, you ain’t seen nothing yet. This is a whole new world of incompetence.

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A nice sliced left foot shot. I was just happy to have made contact at all.

For example, prior to one game I arrived at the prison-like changing rooms to find no manager, no kit, no balls (in any respect) and a grand total of 4 players. We waited and waited, but kick off was nearing so we headed out to the pitch. After ‘warming up’ (still just four of us) for 15 minutes (regular readers will know this constitutes standing in the goalmouth booting balls around aimlessly) there was no sign of the other players.

5 minutes before kick-off, 5 players arrived (but no manager as yet) and I asked the referee to delay the start of the match, citing some nonsensical and ill-thought-out excuse about a family emergency. It then became clear that the 5 late players were wearing kit which they had donned in the changing room after we’d left, but had not brought any for the rest of us.
A couple of us ran back the half mile back to the changing rooms and, after 10 minutes of trying to work out who had the keys to the locked prison cell, we grabbed the extra kits and headed back to the pitch.

We arrived at 2.20pm – 10 minutes into the already-delayed game – which we had started with 9 men. Blowing out our arses, we got to the pitch and ran straight on to complete the 11. Looking around, I didn’t recognise 4 of the guys on our team. Cue spending roughly a third of the game trying to being introduced to fellow midfielders at any possible pause in play. Somehow, we went on to score five goals in that match, but eventually lost 7-5.

What makes the whole thing worse is that it was against one of the worst teams I’ve ever seen in my life. Ever. In any kind of competitive activity.

It’s hard to swallow the fact that the team you play for is less competent than the worst team you’ve ever seen.

 

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I got tackled…not by Fatty, but by the 4 inch deep grass…

This was not an isolated incident. Repeatedly we have failed to have enough players to make up our two squads and have roped in friends of friends to help us out, literally minutes before kick-off. We’ve delayed multiple games for various reasons; played with 10 men due to injuries, hangovers and lack of substitutes; forgotten to bring corner flags to the pitch; and many other equally piss-poor reasons. Oh, and we had to pause a match because two of our players were wearing Number 7.

 

After this shambolic start, the team was in disarray. Something had to change. Rather unexpectedly, it did. The reserve team manager resigned with immediate effect. The management was restructured (this sounds more professional than it is) and the first team manager decided to take over the running of the reserve team to bring some stability, whilst the old hands in the first team were left to player-manage the team in the short term. I agreed to be right-hand man to the new reserve team manager, helping out on match day, reporting on players from training and generally being the AVB to our Mourinho. If Mourinho were a toothless 60 year old Bristolian, and AVB were a talentless 25 year old twonk.

 

The first week after the management change, the reserves won 5-2 in the Cup and some confidence was restored. But with the next game against a top-six team followed by an ‘away’ game (meaning you have to change kit if there’s a clash) versus the league leaders, this upturn in spirits is likely to be short-lived.

 

In the words of the Chuckle Brothers – “oh dear oh dear”.

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Long throws are our biggest weapon thanks to our very own Rory Delap

 

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Pitch markings – optional, apparently

 

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The evolution of the MLS is a popular topic amongst football fans on both sides of the pond. Soccer Sagacity took a trip to the Red Bull Arena to see how Project Soccerball is coming along.

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If there’s one thing the Americans do well, it’s branding

 

Getting to the Red Bull Arena is relatively painless; transport links are good and the stop at Harrison is right outside the ground. Disappointingly, the stroll from the PATH station to the Arena featured only barren land which reminded me of Fallout 3. It feels like the club could do so much with the one block walk to the ground; the only entertainment I experienced in this time was being approached by several overly friendly ticket touts offering me “genuine” tickets for $10 each. 

The Red Bull Arena is a brilliant stadium – modern, organised, spacious and well maintained. Although I am used to watching football at The Emirates, Villa Park and Wembley, I was highly impressed by the quality of the pitch despite the heavy rain in NJ that week.

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The outside of the Red Bull Arena as seen earlier that day and at sunset.

As a massive fan of the all-conquering energy drink, I particularly enjoyed the branding on every piece of merchandise. After a brief barter with the ticket sales folk (the illustrious British charm failed to convince the saleswoman to give me a free upgrade) we bought the $20 seats and headed for the entrance. Searches were performed ‘randomly’ on our bags, or more specifically on my beard toting Greek friend. Bizarrely, he was also selected randomly at airports, train stations and a McDonalds.

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The regular soda and pre game snacks

 

Inside the stadium, the below capacity attendance meant I was able to purchase a 300 gallon ‘regular’ soda and 6kg fries with relative ease. [I have seen RBNY fans complaining online about queues at the concessions kiosks, but clearly these gentlemen have never battled the half time pie run at Villa Park on a cold November night]. Amused that Red Bull was cheaper than water, I also helped myself to a couple of cans of Taurine-laden delight.

The Americans seem to have a very lax attitude to seating – we discovered that you can pretty much sit where you want (as about 40% of the seats are empty anyway). We initially took our seats in the corner of the stadium, but it sounded quieter than a Friday morning at the Emirates. Then we spotted the “Ultras” of the Red Bulls – The Viking Army of Section 101. We headed for this section and took up some seats right behind the goal, in the middle of the flag wielding, Viking helmet wearing die-hard fans.

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The Red Bull Arena would be a match for most stadia in Europe technically speaking, if not in terms of capacity

After passing a giant flag overhead and letting off some kind of smoke grenade, the chanting started. Although a little regimented and forced, the atmosphere was bubbling nicely. As to be expected at a club which is still relatively young, and in a league where fan rivalry is diluted by the lack of away fans travelling to games, the noise levels are substantially lower than at the major world leagues. However, this select group of regulars gave it their all and it was great fun. In fact, The Metro version of “We Love You, We Love You” is still my favourite despite catching on globally.

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The Viking Army prepare the giant flag

Unfortunately, a few idiot fans insisted on voicing their opinions despite lacking any knowledge of soccer whatsoever. One rather large gent stood on the balcony of the first tier, beer in hand, and heckled Thierry Henry for the duration of the game. Confronted with the Frenchman’s lethargic playing style, he repeated yelled “HENRY! MOVE! RUN! YOU CAN DO IT!” followed by an ironic “LOOK, HE’S MOVING!” when Thierry broke into a canter.

 

Two things here were infinitely infuriating; firstly, the ignorance of calling him (phonetically) “hen-ree”. He’s French; it’s pronounced “on-ree”, not “Henry” like the English king of many wives. It’s not a hard name, just give it a go. Secondly, as someone who grew up in England marvelling at Arsenal’s greatest ever goal scorer in the prime of his career, I am well placed to say that his apparently ‘lazy’ style is just that – his style. He will not change. The fact that he can stand, hands on hips and apparently disinterested, only to suddenly spring into life and score in the blink of an eye, is a mark of his brilliance. Now 34, this trait is even more useful as he conserves his energy for the important runs. If you want a striker that runs about a lot and uses all his energy to track opponents rather than score goals, you should have signed Dirk Kuyt. Plus, the technically abysmal Luke Rodgers had already filled this ‘try-hard’ role. Anyway, enough of the moaning – most of the fans were terrific.

 

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The home fans nervously await a corner kick

The game itself was entertaining, with the Red Bulls putting on an attacking display. The biggest difference between MLS and English football I have observed (from watching both on TV and live) is decision making; the number of times players got into good positions, only to attempt a dribble or pick the wrong option when a simple pass was on, was baffling. Defensively, too, players were disorganised and rash in the tackle. Many of the defenders struggled to adhere to a basic back four and let their markers drift in behind, who were in turn foiled by their own incompetence in front of goal.  Luckily for us, the Red Bulls (now my adopted MLS team, in true ‘foreign fan’ style) dominated and ran out 2-0 winner over the Portland Timbers.

 

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Luke Rodgers makes himself useful for once and slots home the penalty.

After the game, we headed for the players’ car park and found a barrier, guarded by one Red Bull branded security guy who looked like Eddie Murphy, and 2 French guys who were waiting for their hero. Tim Ream stopped by for a miserable photo and some guy who looks a bit like David James did the same. A couple of hours passed and we had been joined by a queue-jumping Mexican family. Eventually, Henry emerged in his Mercedes G Wagon and we managed to stop him at the gate. We stole a march on the Mexicans and grabbed a photo with the man himself – SUCCESS!

 

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Two hours waiting to meet Thierry Henry, and I wasn’t even ready to smile. Brilliant.

Worth a two hour wait? Definitely. The bearded Greek (and Emirates season ticket holder) asked him if he will ever return to Arsenal. “Maybe one day” was the response, and we laughed it off. A few months later, he was scoring in the Premier League and FA Cup once again.

 

We headed off after a great introduction to the MLS. With coverage in the UK limited to late-night repeats on ESPN UK (subscription only), it is hard to catch the MLS games on a regular basis. However, with a bit more marketing and a few more quality players joining the league, the Soccerball project should go from strength to strength. The American-style conference/playoff system will never sit comfortably with European fans, and this is something the league should look at altering to fall in line with the rest of the World’s league systems.
Nonetheless, it was an experience truly worthy of that favourite American adjective; ‘awesome’.

 

MLS fans, Red Bull/Metro supporters, Americans – how do you think the MLS compares to other leagues that you watch? Would you accept a ‘traditional’ football league system of 10-20 teams in round robin format? Is it fair to compare the MLS to other major World leagues? 

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